points to $$1 $+ , somebody missed the toilet!! Hehehehehe :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a house! :-)
steps up to the plate and takes a practice swing... | /say Here's the pitch! | /say Oops! $1 got his head in the way! | /say Ouch! I bet that hurt! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a steel rod! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a old keyboard of his! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a wet rolled up newspaper! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a rotten fish! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a fallen log! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a used rubber (glove)! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a used toilet seat! :-)
slaps $$1 with a law suit!!! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a well used prophalactic! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with the unabriged version of the Websters Dictionary of the Complete English Language! :-)
slaps $1 with a fire hose! :-)
slaps $1 with a huge law suit! :-)
slaps $1 with a great big, wet, 100% rubber DUCK! :-)
Kicks $$1 In The Ass... Leaving His Foot Embedded In His Asshole... Guess U Can Stay..i need my foot !
slaps $$1 around with a large tire iron!!
12hurls a BRiCK at $$1 --------> 4,1BRiCK *(4⌠┐4⌠)* 12(OW !) 3Are those your teeth on the ground ?..oops..)